You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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