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Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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