walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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