U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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