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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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