oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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