cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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