that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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