I think i peed on brittanys purse
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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