Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
