This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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