oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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