Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Send help, water and tortillas.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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