You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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