Did you just see the Batmobile???
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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