we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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