It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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