and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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