Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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