its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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