You made me cry and you don't even care
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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