she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just invented taco cereal.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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