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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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