He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
my poor anus
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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