She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just found puke in my bra..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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