So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
