YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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