Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Randomize
