your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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