kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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