I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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