can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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