Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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