Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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