Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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