I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize