Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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