sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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