He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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