So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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