the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So many bounce houses so little time
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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