I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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