I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
