Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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