Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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