Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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