omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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