Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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