One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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