On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
