This is not my ceiling
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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