He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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