fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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