grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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