Sponge bath it is.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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