i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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