I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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